Alcolor and his minions

Alcolors lair; 'Crate-pit'; a dark and brooding four-wall cave of columns buried deep in the mountains of several crate-clones, designed to act as a decoy to the authentic base of Alcolor. There are many like him, but none as cunning or ruthless. His minions cower around him as if afraid to even speak - they snivel at his feet as if he is their ruler, their master; Undivided devotion and unquestioned loyalty that spawns from fear, not respect. "Phase two of my plan is now in full effect, soon 'Sobe' will be destroyed and all of the human race will be under my command... THINK OF IT! THINK OF THE POWER WE WILL HAVE 'DUTCH'!". Enter 'Dutch Courage' (pronouced Cour-ah-zhay), Alcolor's right hand man; a French pyshologist whose parents were famous stage coaches who pushed him too far. 'Sobe' had enrolled in his parents class when they were kids and when Dutch became reliant on alcohol to perform; his parents kicked him out of their academy. This made it easy for 'Sobe' to become the lead in their biggest production to date. Dutch became so jealous that he went out one night and drank so much; that he came home and chatted his parents to death. He woke up the next day and realised what he had done and swore vengence on Sobe for as long as he lived... He fled France and became homeless until one day, Alcolor found him shivering on the streets of Wine Country in Northern California while recruiting new strength enhanced grapes for his new, nuclear blossom hill (a wine so powerful it would kill any person who drank it). Alcolor recognised him from his younger famous days and took him in. Ever since, Alcolor has been helping Dutch to hone his chatting skills; removing all of his fear and making him the most extroverted, elite warrior on his team. "Yes master" Dutch replies... "I cannot believe the fruit community have joined us at last". Alcolor smugly responds: "AT LAST? We only have 3 of the leading fruits so far Dutch, lets not get ahead of ourselves... The apple has been corrupt since The Beginning; then came the grapes and now we have the pear. Soon we will harvest all of the fruit communities into our formula and the humans will no longer have a refreshment that is without alcohol.." From the dark corner another voice is heard: "Yes master, a glorious plan, the humans will be ours forever!". "NO!, they will be mine..... Do not make that mistake again Munchies".... "Yes, sorry master...". Munchies: A witless addition to Alcolors band that lives only to compulsively eat. When he was younger he battled an eating disorder that left him stick thin, dying. With the compassion that Alcolor showed him, Munchies finally felt he had something to live for; the more time he spent with Alcolor, the more he became in awe of him. The rush of life that Alcolor offered was addictive and thrilling but whenever he is separated from Alcolor, Munchies would overindulge in fast food - making him thick and obese with high cholesterol. "And What do you think of this new merger with the pear fraternity my beautiful Debitress?" -Alcolor asks of his concubine that sits at his knees. Debit-ress is a highly skilled con artist; Like a black widow spider, she lures her victims in with the promise of sexual reprieve only to strike at their pockets as the black widow does her victims' blood; to drain them of every cent until they are on their knees. She grew up in the Southside of Dublin city where her parents became millionaires by simply not tipping in high class restaurants. But when Debi took a waitressing job to get her through college; she discovered just how difficult it was to get by without the 'tips' and so, developed a sharp con that involved over-pricing the table and pocketing the difference. She began to resent non-tippers and soon spiralled out of control wreaking her evil plan on tipping clients; She lost control and eventually scammed her own family out their entire fortune, casting them out onto the streets. (they now sit on the Halfpenny bridge on a flattened cornflake box shaking a bio-degradable McDonalds cup begging for spare change - ironic?) She met Alcolor and they fell deeply in love - he literally cannot survive without her. She responds: "Its yet another victory on the global chess board that is falling into our lap my love, soon we will crush the humans for once and for all"..... From another of the corners comes a droning voice ; "I.LOVE.CRUSH.HUMANS!".... Alcolor turns; "Easy Han....you'll get your chance". Enter Han Gover - the muscle of Alcolors troops. Made from all of the leftover alcohol and fast food on any given night out - Han is the disgusting result of a lab experiment that went horribly wrong while Alcolor was trying to fuse human blood with pure alcohol. Alcolor was so impressed with the raw damage that Han did to the human body, that he decided to keep him alive in a 'torturer' role. What Han doesnt know is that he was in fact he human that Alcolor experimented on; He used to have a family in Germany who are still alive today and who mourn what they believe to be his death in a horrible freak accident that involved an un-labelled bottle of Blossom Hill (if only they knew). Which leaves only the Tyrant, the ruler, the master and the commander; Alcolor; Unlike his followers, Alcolor has always been evil. Born baring the 666 birth mark across as bumcheeks he was genius in his youth; he became a brilliant Chemical engineer and pharmaceutical scientist who had uncovered the formula to immortality but kept it to himself in a bid to use it one day to hold the world to ransom. He was also believed to be clairvoyant and a master of trickery - he has trained masters such as Derren Brown and Keith Barry who both sport hairstyles that are in themselves, symbols of pure evil. One day, Alcolor decided to test his vile on himself but his concoction lacked a vital ingredient; water. The side affects were horrific and it drove him to insanity; now he uses his formula to poison the people... He is the glue that holds his troops together - without him, they are nothing and without them; his plans for human annihilation would be dashed.... But as powerful as he and his quartet seem to be, there is but one who stands their way and his name.................. is 'Sobe Oar'

Bottomline no 12; dont mess with Alcolor or you'll have to deal with Dutch Courage, The Munchies, Debi-tress and Han gover...

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